Jennifer Hudson just gave me an orgasm

Did you watch the Grammys? I’m watching them right now and I thought I’d let you know that Jennifer Hudson just gave me an orgasm. She performed with an orchestra and a gospel choir, and she did that thing that she does so well—give orgasms.

Look for it online. Turn it up loud.

The fact that Jennifer Hudson can sing like this is what makes her album so disappointing. When someone can give ‘er in true soul fashion, then it is beyond insulting and sad to make them sing watered-down R&B pop crap. Jennifer Hudson, Joss Stone, and Serena Ryder should be making soul music, not R&B or pop.

Hopefully the standing ovation she got at the end of her performance will make some record execs and image-makers think twice about her next album.

Thanks for the orgasm, Jennifer.

P.S. Stevie Wonder is performing with the freakin’ Jonas Brothers?!?!?!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Jebus help me….

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