My birthday is tomorrow; I would like:
- People to stop being assholes.
- A new bike.
- People to stop using the word “anyways.” Please use “anyway” instead. Also, to reinstate “epiphany” or “revelation” instead of “ah-ha moment,” which I blogged about in an earlier post, plus “lesson” instead of “teachable moment.”
- True love.
- All of the books on my book list.
- Time to read all of the books on my book list (and the unread ones on my shelves!).
- My cats to start speaking like Lolcats.
- World peace.
(Not necessarily in that order. Except for the assholes thing—that is definitely #1.)